Wednesday, September 14, 2005

Tea Room Theory

A new theory about the conditions of working place coffee/tea/lunch rooms. The special conditions in these rooms means that the utensils (spoons, forks and knives) all evaporate after a number of uses. Within a few weeks of someone bringing in a new supply, numbers are back down to just a couple of each.


  1. Great new blog site and an excellent piece of drivel to start off the festivities. I'll have to say it has something to do with conservation of energy. There are only so many utensils in the universe and as the need arises in one space they are spontaneously delivered there. Yes, I think we can safely site the laws of thermodynamics, but I don't want to get to crazy on the first post.

  2. Hmm, interesting. There is definately a different set of laws governing the last fork. Because the last fork will remain forever. Maybe it's like Highlander. During the night the forks battle each other until only one remains.

  3. True, the very last fork and knife seem to survive better then the siblings.