Once upon a time, there was a dragon. The dragon’s name was George. One day, George was roaming the forest when he met a knight.
“Vile serpent, you have met your doom,” declared the knight.
“You sir, are most uncivilised,” replied George. “Is it not common courtesy to name yourself before one of these conflicts? I am George the Mighty, Destroyer of the Weak, Slayer of the Noble.”
The knight blinked twice. “I am Sir George the Noble. Knight of the Realm and Defender of the Fair Sex. Is that sufficient for courtesy?”
The dragon bowed his head and the battle began. George fought George with great strength and ferocity. Such a battle has rarely been seen.
Eventually George won the battle and left his opponent, George, where he lie.